Guess who had an awesome second interview at Ulta for the Prestige Consultant position and has a really good feeling she’s gonna get the job? (It me.) 😊

posted 5 days ago with 6 notes

mimosapudicapoison:

By Chuka La Vulgarcita


ok the boy i like and am talking to is named Elliot.

elliot went in to ampm to buy cigarettes. he went in der and bought dem and paid the dude and then on his way out was stopped by a huge bucket of watermelons and cantaloupes. Elliot proceeds to slap the melons while i’m sure the cashier dude was staring at him. he probably slaps these melons for like at least a good minute okay it was not a short slap. and then after his final slap he said “thank you” to the cashier and walked out. I just witnessed this all on a facetime call and i think this is the most I’ve liked a person without being in love with them just yet

posted 1 week ago with 2 notes

xcza:

this my favorite post ever lmaoo.


“And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive.”


— I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana


fire-in-our-hearts replied to your post: 😊

hey those glasses look really good on you

hey thanks i know ;J